Adiós probably isn’t fitting since only a complete yahoo will miss you. Even your twitter feed didn’t live up to the hype. If I wanted to see a couple bicker, like you did with your gold-digging whore of a fiancée, I have friends in unhappy marriages I can visit; or I can close my eyes and think about my parents.
The saddest thing about your tenure is that the Patriots counted on you. Wes Welker is a slot guy and Deion Branch is so old and hurt he’s barely playable. This team needed you to be the #1 receiver and a threat outside the hash marks. The Patriots didn’t need a vintage season, 45-plus catches and 800-plus yards would’ve been more than enough. In the Super Bowl, the coach couldn’t even count on you enough to give you more than a few snaps.
Even though, like most of America, I never watched “The T.Ocho Show,” I do remember it. Maybe you can catch on with your former co-host’s IFL team. Provided, of course, you can learn the playbook.