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Adiós Ochocinco

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Adiós probably isn’t fitting since only a complete yahoo will miss you. Even your twitter feed didn’t live up to the hype. If I wanted to see a couple bicker, like you did with your gold-digging whore of a fiancée, I have friends in unhappy marriages I can visit; or I can close my eyes and think about my parents.

The saddest thing about your tenure is that the Patriots counted on you. Wes Welker is a slot guy and Deion Branch is so old and hurt he’s barely playable. This team needed you to be the #1 receiver and a threat outside the hash marks. The Patriots didn’t need a vintage season, 45-plus catches and 800-plus yards would’ve been more than enough. In the Super Bowl, the coach couldn’t even count on you enough to give you more than a few snaps.

Even though, like most of America, I never watched “The T.Ocho Show,” I do remember it. Maybe you can catch on with your former co-host’s IFL team. Provided, of course, you can learn the playbook.

About Jason Chalifour

Founder of the website www.98ontheblack.com. Born and bred New Englander. Passions are baseball, soccer, football, basketball, hockey, and all sports really. Sport Management grad that follows sports media, law, and the business of sport. Aston Villa supporter and columnist for www.astonvillalife.com

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2 Responses to “Adiós Ochocinco”

  1. Adios Chad, Adios Myra, Bob Kraft is no longer grieving for either of you.

    http://wickedimproper.com/2012/06/bob-kraft-is-through-grieving/

    Posted by martinmunson | June 8, 2012, 11:05 AM

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